Monday, February 15, 2010

Free advertising

Free advertising: My good buddy over at http://www.lebrownstown.com/ is having this promotion thing going on. It is a collaboration with the single closed eye reptile, or Winking Lizard for short. For those of you who don't know, lebrownstown is this odd combination of sports, wings, and optimism. Check it out, especially tomorrow, Tuesday, February 16th for an article written by yours truly. It promises to be a good ol' fashion time.


P.S. I am expecting some sort of compensation LeBrownstown. $1 million dollars or free advertising for this blog will suffice. Your choice.

P.P.S. I don't really have anything left to say. I just never get the opportunity to use the P.P.S and wanted to do so. Now that I have your attention, I really just want to keep it. I am contemplating rambling on and on and on and on; but as mentioned before, I do not really have anything to say. Isn't it annoying when people just ramble on about nothing? Atleast in my ramblings there is some dramatic ending. The dramatic ending usually involves somebody screaming at me laced with profanities, but at least it is an ending. That is why I always wondered how Larry David from "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" fame never got beat up more. He gets himself into so much trouble, and yet he just gets yelled at by his friends and then everything is back to normal. Those TV people have it great. They can do whatever they want, and then get away with it. The only person who cannot seem to do that is Tiger Woods. I would love to start making Tiger jokes, but I don't want to beat a dead horse (or a live horse either for that matter). Where did that term come from, "beat a dead horse?" That is gross. I'm suprised PETA hasn't sued the creator of that term. Speaking of lawsuits, aren't lawyers the best punchline for a joke? How many jokes have you heard that have started, "So a lawyer walks into a a bar..." Not that many you say? Well, me neither. Unfortunately for you, this is my blog and I can claim whatever I damn well please to be true. Another thing that is true how annoying rambling about nothing is. Atleast I took it full-circle. I am awesome.

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