Title: Follow 'em around
Target audience: Friends, lovers, or roommates
Offensive threat: Low
Scheme: Okay, So I kind of stole this from a show. What you do is literally follow the person around from room to room. Remain (literally) a step behind them. When they get mad at you for being all up in their business, give them the guilt trip. I usually go with "I Just want to be with you." See how long you can go until they physically shove you away. Bonus points if you follow them into the bathroom.
Why it's annoying: Would you want a second shadow? No, I didn't think so. Constantly being in someones "my zone" when they are trying to do their daily activities would be incredibly irritating for the annoyee. Then, when they yell at you, you drop the guilt trip. Now they feel guilty for yelling at you, thus doubling their annoyance.
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good work Safe. I cannot wait for more entries. also, I am your first commentor.
ReplyDeleteWoe is me.
ReplyDeleteI feel as if I have been a target of this annoying tactic.
ReplyDeleteHow many points does the annoyee get for punching the annoyer in the nose? Extra points for blood?
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