While I am a self-proclaimed comedic genius, I will admit that I do not work alone. I have been fortunate enough to have an (almost) equally hilarious group of friends that have had plenty of solid annoying tactics. The following post is written by the man, the myth, the legend, the Logan P.
Title: Party Avenue!
Target Audience: College kids
Offensive Threat: Medium to Medium High
Scheme: So you’re driving with a friend or 3 down a street/boulevard/residential neighborhood in a university-based community. You spot a small group of college students (3-5 people, ideally) and begin to slow your car. At this point, you get the attention of all your buddies, and make sure they know what’s about to go down. You pull over to the group, roll down the window, and politely say something along these lines: “Excuse me. Are you from around here?” They will inevitably say “yes,” to which you reply “I was wondering if you could tell me how to get to... (pause for dramatic effect) PARTY AVENUE?!?!?” At which point, you and all your buddies scream really loudly, stomp on the gas, and blast a loud-ass song that has been cued up in advance.* Make sure rearview mirrors are clean and properly angled in order to derive full satisfaction.
*Note: Song choice is extremely important. Any song that is loud, intense, and is great to speed down a street to will work fine. Prime examples include “Renegade” by Styx, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana, any song by DMX.
Why It’s Annoying: Imagine you are minding your own business walking down the street with friends, attempting to do some stranger a favor, and end up being the butt of a swift joke instead. Yeah.
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